Get an internet

For this thing to work, Mystery Man J is going to have to get a working internet.

Not even voting Democrat can pay a student’s unpaid cable bill. Yet.

I’m sure with more social justice and equality, nay strike that, more hope and more change, Comcast would provide telecommunications services for free.

Prayers to the God King have been known to restore internet service of the faithful. Illustration by Alexander Hunter.

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  1. nee ner nee ner neee ner

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